DANCING AT A TIMEFLIES SHOW
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
March 2013
10 posts
WHEN I SEE THE BOYS IN PUBLIC AND WANT TO SAY HI
IN MY HEAD IT’S CASUALLY LIKE:
IN REAL LIFE IT’S ACTUALLY LIKE:
"YOU KNOW THAT NEW BAND, TIMEFLIES TUESDAY?"
THAT NEW BEAT FROM REZ...
WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TALK SHIT ABOUT TIMEFLIES IN FRONT OF ME
WHEN I'M SURROUNDED BY DRUNK COUPLES TRYNA GET DOWN AT A TIMEFLIES SHOW
I’m just like:
WHEN REZ IS HUNGOVER AND SOMEONE MENTIONS GETTING FOOD
WHEN A TIMEFLIES SHOW NEAR ME SELLS OUT IN 2 SECONDS
I’m like:
WHEN REZ IS THE HUNGRIEST PERSON IN THIS ENTIRE OHIO
when a TFT doesn't get released anywhere near 10:10
February 2013
1 post
WHEN I HEAR SOMEONE SINGING MY FAVORITE TIMEFLIES SONG
I’m just like:
November 2012
2 posts
when my apologetic best friend suddenly realizes she's obsessed with Timeflies
she’s finally like:
when Cal looks out at the crowds of screaming fans at sold out shows
he’s just like:
October 2012
8 posts
when Rez starts making a new beat
he’s like:
what really goes down for an acoustic TFT...
when it's time for the notorious insomniac, Rez, to nap without anyone noticing
he’s like:
when I'm front row at a Timeflies show
It’s like
when I'm at the bar trying to catch Cal's attention
I’m all like
when I just want to sleep forever
(cancel.)
after a Timeflies show
I’m like
when someone tells me they don't want to listen to "we found love" for the 50th time
I’m just like
September 2012
8 posts
when fangirls flock around Cal
he’s just like:
when a stylist tries to help Cal out before a shoot
a typical Timeflies bromance
when Cal STILL sleeps with a stuffed animal
when Cal found out the Pats won today's game after he got off the plane
he was like:
when Cal gets yet another Snoopy stuffed animal
He’s still like:
when it's 10:09 and I MUST get to my computer before a new Clockumentary episode is posted
I’m like:
August 2012
37 posts
when I realize all I do is...Timeflies-related (fucking duh)
when I listen to some sick Rezbeats
when crazy fans see the boys for the first time
they’re all like:
no really, it’s true.
dear bros who go to TF shows, admit that this is your reaction to Cal to a T.
when I jet off to Chicago for the boys' show, I plan to be drunk like so:
when they boys are dropping hints and I can't wait any longer to see what song they chose for this week's TFT
I’m just like:
when someone doesn't know all the words to Under the Sea
I’m just like
when Luke and Cal try to workout after a night of belligerence
they’re just like:
when I wake up to 4850 texts in my Timeflies group chat
I’m like weeeeeee:
cred to @hmsteinnn for giving me this idea!
AFTER A SHOW
of course I expect to bring one of the guys home like:
but in reality I’m just like:
when I can't decide who I love more, Rez or Cal
I’m like
daily advice from my non-TF fan friends
when the Timeflies app was finally released today
us cool people with iPhones were like:
meanwhile, people with Blackberries/Droids were like:
and of course, all us iPhone folks judged these fools like:
when the boys keep tweeting about this app...
I’m like
what girls who try to get the boys' attention - to no avail must be like
when someone calls the boys "timeflies tuesday"
they’re just like
every morning...
Cal’s like
when cal sees all the girls out in the crowd
he’s like
when the boys uploaded the clockumentary trailer
everyone was fangirling like
when new tour dates were announced today
me and my friends were like
